CONVERSATION HEARD IN WHITE HOUSE
O--When do we start bombing Syria?
Aide--Oh yeah, no oil, so never.
O--No oil in Syria! We gots to bomb someone.
Aide--Would you like the wall map pinned up, Mr. Teleprompter?
O--Yeah, and where's the darts? We are gonna bomb somebody. Just hope I don't hit China.
China will hit us, and it won't be with darts.
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