Thursday, August 4, 2011

OBAMA PLAYS DARTS



CONVERSATION HEARD IN WHITE HOUSE

O--When do we start bombing Syria?

Aide--Oh yeah, no oil, so never.

O--No oil in Syria! We gots to bomb someone.

Aide--Would you like the wall map pinned up, Mr. Teleprompter?

O--Yeah, and where's the darts? We are gonna bomb somebody. Just hope I don't hit China.

China will hit us, and it won't be with darts.

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